“What are you doing?” I asked my husband. He was wrapped neatly in his dressing gown and slippers, and closely examining something in the morning lounge-room light. He was of course unable to hear my question as he is afflicted with the masculine inability to do two things at once. His ability to do one thing at once can depend on an alarming number of variables. You should see him psych himself up to call in a dinner order. My God, you’d think he had to cook the curries and drive...



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What a funny old day. My chronic reflux makes it feel like my stomach acid is eating it's way out of my body, probably particularly bad today because I knew I had to confront a former friend about her catty, corporate crap in front of a room full of men who'll no doubt chalk the entire thing up to our cycles being in sync. Whatevs. So I jump in my car and start punching around the dial when I hear the magical high-pitched chuckle and broken English of His Holiness the Dalai Lama. The...