So, back home now. Just put my two babies to bed after oodles of their favourite dinner; Dad's bolognese and a custard chaser. After dinner they sat on the floor and watched an episode of their favourite show, "Wonderpets" and then were carried to their cots, where they lay watching the usual fuss between their Dad and I over what setting to leave their air-conditioner on. How to keep them conscious of their good fortune without nagging 'til they switch off, that is the question upon which...
So….. how was your Australia Day?
Mine was mixed. I spent the morning goofing around on The Circle, making testicle jokes with Russell Coight, and discussing Demi Moore's exhaustion with the other girls. I jumped into my car at about midday to head home, but before I pulled out of the channel 10 carpark I decided to have a quick squiz at news.com.au. I saw on my phone a tiny image I couldn't quite make out, but the headline was unmistakeable; "Prime Minister Dragged to Safety from Aboriginal Rioters." It was pretty much...